yeah thats sorta jazzy

i support christians all over the world but this woman on hannity is so unprepared for conversation

i only roll my eyes because im lookin to god to give me strength

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HOWDYLOSER’S INSANE MASTERPOST WITH 555+ LINKS!
This masterpost is actually huge! All the links are organized and should be in working order. Please message me if something goes wrong!
Contents: 
General
Life
School
Food
Appearance
Music
Art
Cosplaying
Self-Help
Games
Movies/TV Shows
I also run a reference blog if you want to check it out
GENERAL:

Fake Tweet Generator
Fix A Dead URL
Check Website Trust
Down For Everyone?
Random.org
Convert Anything To Anything
Convert Youtube Videos To MP3
Download Youtube Videos
Download From 8tracks
Make Any Website Printer Friendly
Flip Text Upside Down

LIFE:

Kissing Guide
Some Good Life Hacks
Tips for a Date
Survive Your First Year of College
What Not To Do When You’re Hungover
Learn How To Coupon
Get Free Therapy
Clean Bathroom Tips
Cant’t Pay Your Bills
Time Management Skills
Paying Too Much For Your Cell Phone Bill
Create A Resume
How To Make A Doctor’s Appointment
Organize Your Closet
Find The Right Career
How To Pick A Major
How To Take Care Of Yourself When You’re Sick
Things To Bring To A Doctor’s Appointment
What Is A Mortgage?
Buying A Used Car
Pick A Health Insurance Plan
Read The News
Leave Behind Your Childhood Traumas
How To Quit Smoking
First Gynecologist Appointment
What To Do If You Get Pulled Over By A Cop
Emergency Items For Your Car
When To Go To Sleep
How To Wake Up
Protect Yourself From Anon Hate

SCHOOL:

Bibliography Maker
Learn History
Etymology Dictionary
Math, Engineering, Etc Calculators
Online Unit Conversions
Kahn Academy Math Help
Graphing Calculator Online
Answer Or Solve Anything
Get Better At Excel
Survive Finals
Homework Help
Online Ruler
Learn How To Study
Masterpost Of Study Tips
How To Cite Sources
Take Online College Courses
Scholarpedia 
Solve Any Math Problem
Pull An All-nighter
Online Worksheets
Free Microsoft Word Alternative
Learn Geography
Make Flash Cards
Math Problem Solver
Masterpost Of Writing Software

FOOD:(tw:food)

Don’t Have An Ingredient?
Some Great Recipes If You’re Broke
Cheap and Easy Snacks
Healthier Food Substitutions
Good Pasta Recipes
Muffin Tin Recipes
Microwave Recipes
Recipes That Take 30 Minutes Or Less

APPEARANCE:

MAKEUP:
Which Makeup Colors Suit You
How To Contour
Awesome Eyeliner Tips
HAIR:
Bun Tutorial Masterpost
Braid Tutorial Masterpost
Dip Dye Your Hair
Woven Updo
101 Hair Ideas
CLOTHES:
Old Fashioned Clothes
Clothing Masterpost
Inexpensive Online Stores

MUSIC:

PLAYING:
Some Free Piano Sheet Music
Find Guitar Chords
LISTENING:
Make A Playlist From What You’re Doing
The Best of a Certain Band
Two Artist Playlist
Spotify For PC
What The Fuck Should I Listen To Now
OTHER:
Make An Awesome Mixtape
Rain Noises
Nature Sounds
More Nature Sounds

ART:

Tutorial Masterpost
Color Blender
How To Create Pixel Art
What To Draw
Lots Of Color Palettes

COSPLAYING:

Learn To Sew
Makeup Help/False Eyelashes/9 Different Eyeliner Looks/Perfect Winged Eyeliner
Coloring Your Eyebrows/Perfect Eyebrows
Bigger Looking Eyes/Latex Elf Ears/Teeth Help/Pointy Teeth
Top Help/Skirt Help/Stocking Help/Shoe Help/Detail Help/Dress Help/Pattern Help/Horn Help/Armor Help/Prop Help/Cape Help/Wig Help
Fake Blood
Fabric help/Fabric Paint

SELF-HELP MASTERPOSTS: (These aren’t specific links because some of this stuff is triggering for me so I wanted to avoid them)

Huge General Self Help
Stress Analyst
RELAX:
Sad?
Ugh, Feelings
Calming Noises
Feeling Okay?
Websites For When You Want To…
Cute games
Coping Skills and Distractions
A Happy Things Masterpost
Feeling Stressed, Sweetie?
MENTAL ILLNESS: (tw)

Anxiety Masterpost
Bipolar Disorder Masterpost
Depression Masterpost
Eating Disorder Masterpost
Mental Health Help Masterpost
Panic and Anxiety Information Masterpost
Recovery Resources

SELF-HARM: (tw)Momma’s Alternatives to Self Harm
Ultimate Self-Injury Recovery Masterpost
Coping With Thoughts of Self Harm Masterpost

GENERAL SELF HELP:Abercrombier’s 2014 Self Help Masterpost
Help Corgi’s Self Help Masterpost 
Helpful Links

EMERGENCY:Suicide Hotlines
Tumblr’s Counseling and Prevention Resources
Dealing with Suicidal Thoughts


WRITING:

Awesome Writing Masterpost
NAMES:
Name Generator
Common Last Names
Fancy Last Names/Aristocratic
Random Name Generator
English to Latin/English to Greek
Greek Mythology Database
Fantasy Name Generator
WRITING…:
A Drunk Character
Manipulative Characters
Witty Characters
Natural Born Leaders
Rebellious Characters
Indifferent Distance Characters
Bitchy Characters
Popular Characters
Child Characters
Characters Of A Different Gender
Characters Of Color
CHARACTERS:
100 Character Development Questions
Underused Personalities
Character Virtues And Vices
Character Trait Cheat Sheet
STORY/PLOTLINE:
Outlining Your Novel
Creating A Compelling Plot
The Snowflake Method
Beginning and End, But No Middle
RESEARCH:
Survival Skills Masterpost
Mental Illness
Limits Of The Human Body
Fighting and Self Defense/Fighting Scenes
Flirting 101/Kissing/Sex Scenes
Understanding Issues, -isms and Privilege
HELP:
Tip Of Your Tongue
Write Or Die
Online Brainstorm
Family Tree Maker
Cliche Finder/Word Frequency
Prompts/Prompts/First Line Generator

GAMES: (* tw:psychological game)

Helicopter Game
2048
Filler
QWOP
Curveball
Robot Unicorn Attack
Cubefield
Choice Of Dragon
Silk
Super Mario
Cards Against Humanity 
Orisinal
Color Tests
The End*
No One Has To Die*
Off*
The Grey Rainbow*
The Color Tuesday RPG (TCT)*
Bastion*
Coma*
Loved*
Don’t Look Back*
Braid*
Thomas Was Alone*
Little Inferno*
Papers Please*
Spec Ops: The Line*
Antichamber*

MOVIES AND TV SHOWS:

MARVEL:
The Avengers
Iron Man/Iron Man 2/Iron Man 3
Thor/Thor: The Dark World
Captain America: The First Avenger
Hulk/The Incredible Hulk
Fantastic Four/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
X-Men/X2/X-Men: The Last Stand/X-Men: First Class
The Wolverine/X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Blade/Blade II/Blade: Trinity
Spider-Man/Spider-Man 2/Spider-Man 3
The Amazing Spider-Man/The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Daredevil
Elektra
The Punisher/The Punisher: War Zone
Man-Thing
Ghost Rider/Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
BATMAN:
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
DISNEY:
Winnie the Pooh/The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/Winnie The Pooh’s Most Grand Adventure/Winnie The Pooh: Seasons of Giving/Winnie the Pooh: A Very Merry Pooh Year/Winnie the Pooh: Springtime With Roo/Piglet’s Big Movie/The Tigger Movie/Pooh’s Heffalump Movie
Toy Story/Toy Story 2/Toy Story 3/Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command, The Adventure Begins
Monsters, Inc./Monsters University
Tinker Bell/Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue/Tinkerbell and the Lost Treasure
Cars/Cars 2/Planes
Lilo And Stitch/Lilo and Stitch 2 - Stitch has a Glitch/Leroy & Stitch/Stitch! The Movie/
Brother Bear/Brother Bear 2
Aladdin/Aladdin -The Return of Jafar/Aladdin and the King of Thieves 
The Little Mermaid/The Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea/The Little Mermaid: Ariel’s Beginning
The Fox and the Hound/The Fox and the Hound 2
The Jungle Book/The Jungle Book 2
101 Dalmatians/101 Dalmatians 2: Patch’s London Adventure 
Lady and the Tramp/Lady And The Tramp II: Scamp’s Adventure
Cinderella/Cinderella II: Dreams Come True/Cinderella III: A Twist in Time
Kim Possible - The Villain Files/Kim Possible - A Stitch In Time
The Emperor’s New Groove/Kronk’s New Groove
Atlantis The Lost Empire/Atlantis 2: Milo’s Return 
Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension
The Lion King/The Lion King 2: Simba’s Pride/The Lion King 1-1.5: Hakuna Matata
Pocahontas/Pocahontas 2: Journey to a New World
Mulan
Tarzan/Tarzan 2/Tarzan & Jane
Beauty and the Beast/Beauty and the Beast - The Enchanted Christmas/Belle’s Magical World
Bambi/Bambi 2
Fantasia/Fantasia 2000
Peter Pan/Return to Never Land
A Bug’s Life
Hercules
The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 2
A Goofy Movie/An Extremely Goofy Movie
Frozen
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Pinocchio 
Dumbo
The Adventures Of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
Alice in Wonderland 
Old Yeller
Sleeping Beauty
Swiss Family Robinson 
The Sword in the Stone
Mary Poppins
The Aristocats
Robin Hood
Finding Nemo 
The Incredibles 
Chicken Little
Enchanted 
Meet The Robinsons 
Ratatouille
Bolt
Wall-E
Princess and the Frog
Up
Tangled
Mars needs moms
Wreck-it Ralph
Brave
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
HARRY POTTER:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One/Part Two
LORD OF THE RINGS:
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
THE HOBBIT:
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
HUNGER GAMES:
The Hunger Games
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
POKEMON:
Series
Mewtwo Strikes Back
The Power of One - Lugia
Spell of the Unknown - Entei
Voice of the Forest - Celebi
Heroes - Latios and Latias
Wishmaker - Jirachi
Destiny - Deoxys
Lucario and the Mystery of Mew
Ranger and the Temple of the Sea
Rise of Darkrai
Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Arceus and the Jewel of Life
Zoroark Master of Illusions
Black - Victini and Reshiram
White - Victini and Zekrom
Kyurem vs. The Sword of Justice
Genesect and the Legend Awakened
TIM BURTON:
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Sleepy Hollow
Big Fish
Alice in Wonderland
Frankenweenie
Beetlejuice
Edward Scissorhands
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dark Shadows
90s MOVIES:
Lord of the Flies (1990)
Cry-baby (1990)
Pretty Woman (1990)
My Girl (1991)
The Addams Family (1991)
Poison Ivy (1992)
Wayne’s World (1992)
The Crush (1993)
The Sandlot (1993)
Dazed and Confused (1993)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Clueless (1995)
Empire Records (1995)
Kids (1995)
Foxfire (1996)
The Craft (1996)
Space Jam (1996)
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion (1997)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Can’t Hardly Wait (1998)
There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Jawbreaker (1999)
Cruel Intentions (1999)
Drive Me Crazy (1999)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
American Pie (1999)
The Virgin Suicides (1999)
She’s All That (1999)
American Beauty (1999)
Girl Interrupted (1999)
SHREK:
Shrek/Shrek 2/Shrek the Third/Shrek Forever After
STAR WARS
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Episode IV: A New Hope
Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
ANIME:
Attack on Titan
Black Butler
D.Gray-man
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club
Fullmetal Alchemist/Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
Fruits Basket
Naruto/Naruto Shippuden
Ouran High School Host Club
Soul Eater
SCARY MOVIES: (tw)
Shutter Island (2010)
The Machinist (2004)
Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Jacob’s Ladder (1990)
Black Swan (2010)
Memento (2000)
The Flock (2007)
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Anamorph (2007)
Martyrs (2008)
The Butterfly Effect (2004)
Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
The 6th Sense (1999)
Side Effects (2013)
Sinister (2012)
Extracted (2012)
Red Lights (2012)
Sleep Tight (2011)
Absentia (2011)
I Saw The Devil (2010)
Frozen (2010)
Orphan (2009)
The Killing Room (2009)
The Broken (2008)
Awake (2007)
Inside (2007)
Mr.Brooks (2007)
Vacancy (2007)
Zodiac (2007)
Bug (2006)
Dark Water (2005)
White Noise (2005)
Hard Candy (2005)
Secret Window (2004)
Saw (2004)
Saw II (2005)
Saw III (2006)
Saw IV (2007)
Saw V (2008)
Saw VI (2009)
Saw 3D (2010)
Stoker (2013)
Frailty (2001)
What Lies Beneath (2000)
Identity (2003)
Mindhunters (2004)
Triangle (2009)
Spider (2002)
Flight Plan (2005)
Unknown (2011)
The Jacket (2005)
Stay (2005)
Seven (1995)
Tell No One (2006)
Das Experiment (2006)
Angel Heart (1987)
The Uninvited (2009)
The Others (2001)
The Skeleton Key (2005)
In Dreams (1999)
The Gift (2000)
Primal Fear (1996)
Deception (2008)
The Invisible (2007)
Arlington Road (1999)
Phone Booth (2002)
American Psycho (2000)
Cube (1997)
The Fourth Kind (2009)
Insomnia (2002)
TV SHOWS:
The Office
Breaking Bad
South Park
Adventure Time
Spongebob Squarepants 
The Big Bang Theory
The Walking Dead
Parks and Recreation
Freaks And Geeks
Modern Family
It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Avatar: The Last Airbender
American Horror Story
Supernatural
Family Guy
American Dad!
Bob’s Burgers
Futurama
2 Broke Girls
Arrested Development
Beavis and Butthead
Community
Daria
Doctor Who
Game Of Thrones
How I Met Your Mother
iCarly
Ja’mie: Private School Girl
Jersey Shore
Kath and Kim
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
King Of The Hill
Lizzie McGuire
Malcolm In The Middle
Raising Hope
Regular Show
Hannibal
Sherlock

howdyloser:

HOWDYLOSER’S INSANE MASTERPOST WITH 555+ LINKS!

This masterpost is actually huge! All the links are organized and should be in working order. Please message me if something goes wrong!

Contents: 

  • General
  • Life
  • School
  • Food
  • Appearance
  • Music
  • Art
  • Cosplaying
  • Self-Help
  • Games
  • Movies/TV Shows

I also run a reference blog if you want to check it out

GENERAL:

LIFE:

SCHOOL:


FOOD:(tw:food)

APPEARANCE:

MAKEUP:

HAIR:

CLOTHES:

MUSIC:

PLAYING:

LISTENING:

OTHER:

ART:

COSPLAYING:

SELF-HELP MASTERPOSTS: (These aren’t specific links because some of this stuff is triggering for me so I wanted to avoid them)

RELAX:

MENTAL ILLNESS: (tw)

WRITING:

NAMES:

WRITING…:

CHARACTERS:

STORY/PLOTLINE:

RESEARCH:

HELP:

GAMES: (* tw:psychological game)

MOVIES AND TV SHOWS:

MARVEL:

BATMAN:

DISNEY:

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:

HARRY POTTER:

LORD OF THE RINGS:

THE HOBBIT:

HUNGER GAMES:

POKEMON:

TIM BURTON:

90s MOVIES:

SHREK:

STAR WARS

ANIME:

SCARY MOVIES: (tw)

TV SHOWS:

STOP FUCKING SHUSHING ME!!! STOP TELLING ME TO BE QUIET ALL THE TIME!!! STOP MAKING ME FEEL LIKE MY OPINIONS ARE UNIMPORTANT

lemondifficult:

"Haha! Americans don’t have free healthcare!"

Yeah it’s actually a serious problem people are literally dying can this stop being a silly nationalistic insult?

me: *kinkshames myself for the sake of humor on tumblr.com*

codeinewarrior:

girl: fuck me daddy!!

me: :O

me:

me: i must go